Added by PC-MOT247365:

Although it was in the old top English division, prior to the Premier League, the sneaky "goal" Dion Dublin "scored" on you COULD have been disallowed by virtue of the fact that he went off the pitch & did not get permission from any official to come back onto the field of play.
Dublin will never agree, but at the very least, as a gentleman he should treat you AND your family to a meal at the restaurant of your choice as compensation for all the grief you've taken since that travesty of justice.
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